In which Violet Greer talks to animals.
I was asked to meet with Francesca again. You may remember her from this post. You can see from the photo that she was in a serious mood that day.
“I ‘ave asked you to return to my abode in the ‘opes you can ‘elp me. I do not believe in zees ‘pet psychic’ thing you claim. ‘owever, I am despereet.”
I asked her how I could help. (I had been warned that Francesca’s life has changed a bit since the family obtained more dogs – three to be exact.)
“I theenk you are aware of ze way things are around ‘ere. I am zee princess and I ‘ave my family very well organized. Zey buy me clothing and take me everywhere wiz zem. I even assist le daddy at ‘is work – ‘e relies on me so much.”
I urged her to get to the point as I could hear the pack of newcomers barking outside.
“Well, I ‘ave shared my lovely ‘ome wiz ozzer animals, wizzout difficulty. As you can see ze ‘orse knows who is in charge.”
But ze new ‘brozzers’ as my family likes to call zem, are ruffians of the worst sort. Just look at zem! Zey are despicable.”
“Zey like to dig in la mama’s garden, and make such a ‘orrible noise whenever zey see a bird or a squirrel. But worst of all, zey say I am a spoiled princess and will not listen to my commands. Look at what zey did!”
I mentioned that the new dogs were just puppies, and she certainly would be able to take charge of them once they calm down. And that their antics only serve to show how well behaved she is.
“Per ‘aps you are correct, pet psychic. In fact, I am feeling a bit better. I will put on my new lovely sweater and go outside to begin my training wiz zem. Zey need a lot of work.”
I encouraged her to assert her alpha status as the older, more experienced canine.
“Oui, oui. Zat is true, but mostly I am ze leader because I am still ze favoureet of le daddy. S’il vous plait, don’t tell my girls – I don’t want zem to become jealous of me.”
Thanks to Patricia, Steve, Alexandra, Mackenzie, and Delaney for sharing their photos! ~de